They spent years taking it easy under Biden, and now they’re gasping for air as Trump charges ahead like a wrecking ball. Maybe it’s time they remembered how to work—or at least keep up!
Trump Is Already Drowning Us in Outrages
Exhausted yet? It’s been three full days since Donald Trump returned to the Presidency, and so far he has pulled the U.S. out of the Paris climate treaty and the World Health Organization; announced the unilateral cancellation of the Constitution’s guarantee of birthright citizenship; reversed an order lowering prescription-drug prices for seniors; threatened a trade war with Canada and Mexico starting February 1st and an actual war with Panama if it doesn’t hand over the Panama Canal; declared an emergency at the southern border and moved to order thousands of U.S. military personnel there; eliminated federal government programs to promote diversity, equity, and inclusion and demanded that employees snitch on anyone inside the bureaucracy who might be tempted to continue doing such work anyway; and pardoned the vast majority of the pro-Trump insurrectionists who stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021, at his behest.
And that was in between sword-dancing onstage to the Village People at an inaugural ball; cashing in on the Presidency by marketing the $TRUMP cryptocoin, currently worth billions of dollars; and getting in a pissing match with an Episcopalian bishop who dared to question him to his face.
CNN’s Jake Tapper is exhausted. What didn’t Trump do this week? He didn’t “torpedo” the economies of Canada (and by extension) the United States by imposing tariffs. pic.twitter.com/xPQefB1bgo
— Stephen Taylor (@stephen_taylor) January 24, 2025
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